Sunday, February 24, 2013

The Brutal Truth from the Mouths of Babes

3 year old Mop: I have a cute bottom, don't I?

Me: You do, but it's not really the most important thing is it? What's the best thing about you?

Mop (pause): I love my toys?

Me: Yes... what else?

Mop : I love my Mummy. That's good.

Me: Yes, that's very good. Is there anything else that is good about you?

Mop (thinks): I love my bed.

Me (weary): uh ha.

Mop (excitedly): I love my nappies. Soooo much.

Me: That's good, darling. Do you love anything else apart from me, your toys, your bed and your nappies?

Mop (solemnly): I love everything.

Me: Even the Bombshell?

Mop: I didn't say her. I don't love the Bombshell.

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